I just heard that Jeff Foxworthy has been picking on Michigan. I thought I'd share 13 of his funny lines for my Thursday 13. I'm a true Michigander, born and raised, and truly appreciate his humor.
You Might Live In Michigan If......
1. You can actually drink Vernors without coughing.
2. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
3. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
4. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still
winter and road construction.
5. You measure distance in hours.
6. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a
raging blizzard, without flinching.
7. You see people wearing camouflage at social events
(including weddings).
8. You know what a Yooper is.
9. You know it's possible to live in a thumb.
10. You understand that when visiting Detroit, the best
thing to wear is a Kevlar vest.
11. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes
are filled with snow.
12. You often switch from 'heat' to 'A/C' in
the same day.
13. If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Michigan.
Thanks so much for taking time to stop by my place.
I appreciate it. Happy Thursday Thirteen to all!
Hey, I resemble those remarks! They're fun, aren't they. I also point to my hand to show where I live. I think batteries were named after a Detroit Tiger, Al Kaline. And I may be able to drink Vernors without coughing, but I don't like it. I've always been a little it of a rebel. Great post!
ReplyDeleteLOL those are great but...
ReplyDeleteWhats a Yooper???
Oh i love those. I have some friends in Michigan i'm sending that to. Ty for sharing.
ReplyDeleteHehehehe.... that is actually funny for me. :) Nice one! :)Never been to Michigan and maybe someday. EC dropping!
ReplyDeleteSo what is a yooper?
ReplyDeleteI am so happy I stopped by your blog world!
ReplyDeleteWhat a funny list.
(And I just lo-o-ove your quote at the top! )
Okay, weird because I was just thinking of doing a 'you know you're a mom' Jeff Foxworthy thing on my blog. Now I have to! HA!
ReplyDeleteI will have to show this to Juice...since he hales from Michigan too.....and what are Vernors?????.....oh...and I've left something for you over at my place...so come by when you can....
ReplyDeleteHysterical list!!
ReplyDeleteMichelle - thank you, thank you, thank you for showing me where the new TT is! I was missing it all so much. You're a darling!
ReplyDeleteI lived in Michigan years ago. I lived near the knuckle of my first finger!
ReplyDeleteMy husband and I always love Jeff foxworthy, his is a kind of joke that you don't mind your kids hearing. Great list, i played Thursday13 too.:)
ReplyDeleteGreat list. It reminds me of us over here in Illinois!
ReplyDeleteOK now you have to explain what a yooper is, and what's about the thumb. :)
ReplyDeletehehe that is too funny.
ReplyDeleteLOL, I live in Wisconsin and some of these could fit for here, but I don't know what a Yooper is. Happy TT!
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious! I live about 15 miles south of the MI border...but we visit my sister-in-law every year and she lives close to the bridge...so she is almost a yooper!
ReplyDeleteA lot of these fit Montana too. But I don't understand the "thumb" reference.
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious! My mom is from the UP and this totally describes my relatives that still live up there!
ReplyDeletehahahahaha! What a fun list. I love #11. I live in Canada and it's so true!
ReplyDeleteThose are too funny!! Several of those could apply to where I live too. Gotta love Jeff Foxworthy!
ReplyDeleteVery funny! What is a yopper, though?
ReplyDeletegreat tt. and for those wanting to know what a yooper is it's someone that lives in the UP also known as the upper peninsula
ReplyDeleteToo funny. I have read something similar about being from Iowa....
ReplyDeleteI actually went so far as to order diet Vernor's online (we can only get the regular kind here)--it was ridiculously expensive, but boy, was it worth it. :)
ReplyDeleteAnd #6 is SO true. I've driven in snow in Colorado and Germany, and the other drivers all just crawl along. *rolling my eyes*
--Darla (from the middle of the mitten)
LOL...funny! Thanks for some grins and giggles today.
ReplyDeleteHappy T13!
Okay, I did it. You inspired me. :)
ReplyDeleteSo many of your winter comments relate to us up here in Elliot Lake which is in northern Ontario. Very funny and creative list.. thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteHappy TT!
TT # 23 Thorni is SFR!
Completely and totally accurate!
ReplyDeleteWhat a funny post. Now I understand why the only person I've ever known who mentioned Vernor's is my cousin from Detroit.
ReplyDeleteVery funny :) And mostly true ;)
ReplyDeleteBrings back memories... ;) I lived in Michigan for a couple of years - at the base and over to the left of the thumb. ;) My mom was born a Yooper, and lived there until she was barely a teen - that's when my grandpa sold their farm and moved the family to Seattle. I actually did catch a fish ice fishing once...had to do it once so I could say, BTDT! ;)
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