Monday, April 13, 2009

The Most Funtional English Word

I received this little package of laughter in an email the other day from a close friend. Reading this funny joke really got me laughing. Just wanted to share the laughter. Enjoy!

Well, it's shit... That's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,

And tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference

between shit and shinola..
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits.
There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit,
shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,

And some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit,

and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit,
the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit,
or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes your breath smells like shit

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other

times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,it's the basic building

block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit,
you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit;
or not do so if you don't give a shit!
Well, Shit, it's time for me to go.
Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit
and hope you had a nice day without a bunch of shit.
But, if you happened to catch a load of shit
from some shit-head........... Well, Shit Happens!!!

Hope Everyone has a great Monday.



  1. LOL! You got me! When I saw the photo of the horse, I made a "I thought I was smart" guess that the word is 'smile.' Alright this is the last time I'll make this kind of guess.

    Never thought that we can be using 'shit' in so many ways. I am guilty of using some of them. Thanks for making our day! :)

  2. Clearly I need to find more ways to incorporate that word into my day!

  3. Ohmygosh that's hilarious! Hope you & your family had a happy Easter! That is so fun that your daughter is a spitting image of you, how cute!!!! :)

  4. Wow that was a real shity post (hahaha)

  5. hmmm never thought of it that way, but you're absolutely right. too funny

  6. To learn this valuable word in the English Language, $20. To know everyone else enjoying saying it and doing it just like me, $40. To see that picture of the horse saying "SHeeeeeeeeeeT" is priceless.

  7. That's the best shit I've read about in a long time.

    Dorothy from grammology

  8. LOL! That's some good shit. I never thought I would say shit in a blog comment.

  9. Hahaha.. That's funny. Got me laughing today, even tho I'm so tired I think I'll just fall flat on the floor right now. Thanks for sharing! *^_~*


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