In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, I'm gonna be a bear!
This is super! I'll definitely be a bear in my next life too, LOL
ReplyDeleteLOL...right on! Here's one future bear as well!
ReplyDeleteLove this post! I want to be a bear too!
ReplyDeleteI can definitely see some of the up sides to being a bear :) Creative post :)
ReplyDeleteLOL! I think I'm going to join in... I want to be a bear too!
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