Sunday, August 17, 2008

I'm Gonna Be A Bear In My Next Life

In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, I'm gonna be a bear!


  1. This is super! I'll definitely be a bear in my next life too, LOL

  2. LOL...right on! Here's one future bear as well!

  3. Love this post! I want to be a bear too!

  4. I can definitely see some of the up sides to being a bear :) Creative post :)

  5. LOL! I think I'm going to join in... I want to be a bear too!


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