A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon.
All the patrons gawked as the cowboy kissed his horse on the butt before coming in and asking for a drink.
The bartender serves him and asks, "Mind if I ask why'd ya kiss your horse on the butt?"
The cowboy says, "It's 'cause I got chapped lips."
The bartender asks, "Does manure help them heal?"
Cowboy replies, "No, but it keeps me from licking them."
Thanks to Comedy Central for putting a smile on my face today.
All the patrons gawked as the cowboy kissed his horse on the butt before coming in and asking for a drink.
The bartender serves him and asks, "Mind if I ask why'd ya kiss your horse on the butt?"
The cowboy says, "It's 'cause I got chapped lips."
The bartender asks, "Does manure help them heal?"
Cowboy replies, "No, but it keeps me from licking them."
Thanks to Comedy Central for putting a smile on my face today.
Hehehe that was cute! Thanks for the smile :)
ReplyDeleteGah! LOL!
ReplyDeleteI am stealing this right now and sending it to my best friend. He's been worrying a lot about his job security lately and this will lift his mood. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteEw!!
ReplyDeleteI've heard this before, but you're right it's still funny. Thanks for the laugh
ReplyDeleteI've heard this before, but you're right it's still funny. Thanks for the laugh
ReplyDeletehahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteThat was fun! Silly old cowboy....
ReplyDeleteYup ... I saw it at Sandee's too, but it still made me smile ;--)
ReplyDeleteHugs and blessings,
funny :D
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