True Friendship

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,

but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

This is the stone cold truth of a great friendship.




1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.



3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.




4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.



5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!



6.. When you are confused -- I will use little words.



7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.



8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off--



After I laugh my butt off!!



9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!