I've received this funny joke in my in box several times through the years. I never get sick of it and it always give me a good chuckle. I think it ranks up there as one of my top ten favorite jokes. It would be a shame if I didn't share it with all my blog buddies out there. So here you go. Enjoy!
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....
If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor.
The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls".
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway
started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I
cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos
totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in.
I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem annoyed in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one!
Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our
clock cuckooed three times
then said "oh f***."
Cuckooed 4 more times,
cleared its throat,
cuckooed another three times,
giggled, cuckooed twice more, and
then tripped over the coffee table and farted".
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....
If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor.
The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls".
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway
started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I
cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos
totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in.
I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem annoyed in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one!
Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our
clock cuckooed three times
then said "oh f***."
Cuckooed 4 more times,
cleared its throat,
cuckooed another three times,
giggled, cuckooed twice more, and
then tripped over the coffee table and farted".
That was funny!
ReplyDeleteI laughed so hard at this one. I have never heard this joke before so thanks for sharing. When my Sis-in-law comes down to visit, we have a girls night in but outside. Her mom always plays babysitter. That sounds like us both but you can tell we are mommy's because we usually crash before midnight. lol
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, that was absolutely hilarious! I loved it so much!
ReplyDelete3 letters---LOL This is a very cute story...
ReplyDeleteThat was so cute. I want to tell my husband but then again maybe I won't...just in case I ever want to try it.
ReplyDeleteI have had this one in my mail box several times before too and every time it makes me laugh.
ReplyDeleteI want to tell you that this new comment thing on your blog is a pain, at least for me. It doesn't want me to comment and then I have to select my comment as and it slow. I just wanted to let you know because I know I don't comment on myself and wouldn't know if someone didn't tell me.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the chuckles ;--)
ReplyDeleteHugs and blessings,
lol...that's great...I'll have to share it at my girl's night Friday!
ReplyDeleteLOL... Yea, I've read that one too and it makes me chuckle everytime too. I needed that!
ReplyDeletetoo funny.
ReplyDeleteSo funny!
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing this. It definitely made me laugh!
ReplyDeleteso much for being so clever, you can never be too smart when you are too foxed! i had a nice laugh, thanks for sharing...
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