Lesson To Be Learned

I received this funny joke in an emaill today. It gave me such a great chuckle that I had to share. This one is priceless....A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!!!! Hope it puts a smile on your face. Enjoy!



A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral.. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.

The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2005

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in.

I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!!!! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P. S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!!

Have a great day.

Hugs

Girls Night Out

I've received this funny joke in my in box several times through the years. I never get sick of it and it always give me a good chuckle. I think it ranks up there as one of my top ten favorite jokes. It would be a shame if I didn't share it with all my blog buddies out there. So here you go. Enjoy!



Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....
If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor.

The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls".
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway
started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I
cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos
totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in.
I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem annoyed in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one!
Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our
clock cuckooed three times
then said "oh f***."
Cuckooed 4 more times,
cleared its throat,
cuckooed another three times,
giggled, cuckooed twice more, and
then tripped over the coffee table and farted".

First Black President

I had the pleasure of watching this at comedycentral.com. David Allan Grier just cracks me up. His comedy act is just fantastic. He's an amazing comedian. He's completely right when he talks about Obama could be our first black president. Watch the video and see what a mean. Enjoy!

Joke Of The Day

Man, Woman, Sleeping Compartment


A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.

After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.

In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."

The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."


The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.

"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"